The Guy Code

If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.

Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"

"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"

Example B:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"

"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."

Example C:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."

"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"

by mysourceisthatImadeitthefuckup September 5, 2022

sugar code

To use non-specific language to talk about taboo subjects, trusting that fellow enthusiasts will understand.

That creep is always talking about 'young Instagram influencers'. He sure knows how to sugar code it.

by NataliasDad September 8, 2022

Code K

A more subtle way to refer to a Karen incident.

Yo! Tell the cops there is a Code K in progress at Victoria's Secret.

by Laughs Along With Humans September 9, 2022

Code kk and 3/4th k

When someone says that they liked someone and began to date them because he felt the pressure that didn't exist and now he is so deep and the girl's parents expect a sign for homecoming and he doesn't know what to do.

Group leader it's a code kk and 3/4th k.

by hjdhnfed September 12, 2022

coding whore

Someone who does not see programming as an art, but often creates a dependency hell and writes overly complex spaghetti code for profit and intellectual masturbation.

Many if not most programmers working for Big Tech are coding whores.

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Code-Dildo

A synonym for the term accesswidener, commonly found in Fabric mods.

I just need to find a Code-Dildo to do the job.

by ballsandcta November 20, 2022

Code E

Hey evelyn, i know we have a long history and everything but i just really felt like i needed to let you know my feelings. For the past two years i know ive acted like i liked other girls but ive always wondered why i cant ever seem the commit to them. The reason is you, I always uncontrollably want to come back to you and i dont know why but id resort to talking to other girls to numb my feelings for you but they always come back. I remember when we first met you told me that im only 14 and how could i know what love was, but i do know what love is because i love you, I have for the past two years and i dont know if i will ever stop. For these past 2 years ive always watched you grow close to other guys and grow apart and every single time ive envied them because every single time none of them were me. I loved being by your side and the only time we were close was then you were speaking to one of my friends and we all hung out together like wesley, daniel and andrew. ive grown close to this feeling of being by your side as a friend and being only on the sidelines of your relationships. Even though i wished it was me standing in their places but i think if i could live these past 2 years 100 times over i would choose to be supporting from the side every time.

I love you Code e

by ChaChawaka November 30, 2022