Joe Hahn

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.

Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.

by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019

Joe Marshall

joe marshall’s are sweet kind and hot boys

hey lily, did you see joe marshall today?
yeah! i did, he looked greater than ever 💕

by lily-ella October 15, 2019

Twig and Joe

The perfect newsboy gay lovers <3
They share hats, dance, sing songs, and mouth the word “gay” to each other 27 times a day.

Twig and Joe:
“Twig????”
“Joe???”
“GAY!!!”

by Teethlobe August 18, 2022

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Joe-jayed

When one is scammed by a close friend or relative.

You have been joe-jayed by Johnathan, your brother.

by Ace Brown February 23, 2021

Joe Premo

A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.

Man, that guy is just crushing it right now, what a Joe Premo.

by SimpleRick241c March 1, 2019

Walkaway Joe

A guy who dates for the comfort of himself (unbeknownst to his dating partner) and when the going gets tough or he loses interest, he walks away from the relationship. ( Think physical ghosting) Long used term from the 1960's,70's and 80' mothers of daughters warning them about who they should and shouldn't date. There's even a country song about it by Trisha Yearwood.

Bobby just left you?? Wow. Well honey, he's just a Walkaway Joe...forget about him.

by Jet2023 March 17, 2023