New Jersey - Part 4

Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.

That is the end of New Jersey - Part 4 lol bitches

by Stroughbries2763 September 04, 2022

New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 05, 2025

Jersey Jandal

when someone poops on someone else's foot

Many people use a jersey jandal as an alternative to urine in order to cure jellyfish stings.

by AMILLSGGB June 14, 2010

Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022

jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.

We let the dog out to use the Jersey Highway.

by 707mom March 01, 2019

New Jersey Bulldozer

When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.

Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?

Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

New Jersey Bull Dozer

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.

Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017