by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017
Get the Mexican Beard mug.The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.
Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.
Example 2:
Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong
Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.
Example 2:
Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong
Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!
by shitstacey May 18, 2019
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Get the Mexican Dream mug.cholos with lawn mowers. They have enough skill to cut grass but can't really do anything else. You see the usual mexicans at restaurants, laying drywall, or driving ice cream trucks, but these guys have special skills. Chances are you've met one in the summer and they always want to mow your lawn, even in the winter.
get those damn special mexicans off my lawn they've been there for two hours. The grass doesn't even grow this time of year!
by DurkaDurkaDude May 8, 2015
Get the Special Mexican mug.A Mexican Grumpy is the sexual act of inserting one's nose (just the tip) into the male partner's anus while being tea bagged.
Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.
by L.A.GRUMPY October 26, 2019
Get the Mexican Grumpy mug.Luke Evans as Zeus in the movie 'Immortals'
They put way too much spray tan on that man for the movie. Instead of coming off as a Greek god, he looked like he took in way too much Mexican sun. He's still hot doe.
They put way too much spray tan on that man for the movie. Instead of coming off as a Greek god, he looked like he took in way too much Mexican sun. He's still hot doe.
Mason- Wait? Is he supposed to be Zeus?
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Isn't Zeus Greek?
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Are you sure?
Charlie- Well, maybe this one's Mexican!
Mason- Well, whatever. Mexican Zeus is still hot!
Charlie- Yeah... wait- what??
(Mason looks around to make sure nobody caught what he said)
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Isn't Zeus Greek?
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Are you sure?
Charlie- Well, maybe this one's Mexican!
Mason- Well, whatever. Mexican Zeus is still hot!
Charlie- Yeah... wait- what??
(Mason looks around to make sure nobody caught what he said)
by T&T'sDictionary January 12, 2017
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