May 4

National potato day. Bring a potato to work

Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄

by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019

May 5

This is a national rock, paper, sissors day (mostly rock). Playing rock, paper, sissors on this day is good because It's the national rock, paper, sissors day!

Person A: Wanna play rock, paper sissors?
Person B: Sure
Person A: Okay, first comes rock
Person B: WAIT NO IT'S MAY 5 THE NATIONAL ROCK PAPER SISSORS DAY-

by elenaaablacksss December 25, 2020

May 24

A day were you can grab a girls ass

Tony: it's may 24
Sarah: so?
Tony: turn around

by Realnamenotfound May 24, 2022

Misty May

Nickname given to any female willing to have sex with anyone as soon as she does a little bath salt

Man, ya got to bring Susan. She always gets Misty Mayed when she does salt and i need to get laid.

by Righteous Regulator November 25, 2018

Mai Trang

Mai Trang is a really beautiful and lovely girl that deserves the world and even more.

Hey boy I have contact with a girl named Mai Trang!
Wow You have everything I'm wishing for

by käsetortillas October 14, 2020

May 3

National koala day and the best day out of 365 days in a year

When is the best animal day
Oh that’s may 3 national koala day

by Skr skr seals r cool May 3, 2021

May 3rd

National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.

Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!

by Norwichcorps May 3, 2021