may 1

This is national stalker day, You are legally allowed to stalk ONE person the whole day

Person 1 "hey why are you stalking me"
Person 2 "because it may 1. im allowed to!"
Person 1 "okay, fine by me"

by Dumb goat February 8, 2022

May 17th

National Bully CritMeOut day

it's May 17th time to bully CritMeOut

by May17Crit May 17, 2020

Misty May

Nickname given to any female willing to have sex with anyone as soon as she does a little bath salt

Man, ya got to bring Susan. She always gets Misty Mayed when she does salt and i need to get laid.

by Righteous Regulator November 25, 2018

Mai Trang

Mai Trang is a really beautiful and lovely girl that deserves the world and even more.

Hey boy I have contact with a girl named Mai Trang!
Wow You have everything I'm wishing for

by käsetortillas October 14, 2020

May 3rd

National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.

Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!

by Norwichcorps May 3, 2021

May 3

National koala day and the best day out of 365 days in a year

When is the best animal day
Oh that’s may 3 national koala day

by Skr skr seals r cool May 3, 2021

May 9

My birthday and whoever born on it is a sweet, kind, sometimes a jerk, person.

I was born on May 9th. - Zach
That's why you're so nice. - Emily

by UltraOnUrbanDictionary November 8, 2019