Mexican marathon

A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.

"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"

by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018

mexican bambi

A Mexican who uses the deer snapchat filter and is super lit.

Bryan is a Mexican Bambi.

by Bryan Kardashian February 15, 2017

Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.

Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?

by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017

mexican jinx

one up on jinx

When one person knows the other is going to say jinx and the other says Mexican jinx

by 1gingernut May 24, 2016

mexican crane

When you take a girl firmly onto your dick and swing her around your room, hitting walls, and destroying pitchers.

Dude, I totally gave her the Mexican crane last night! I think I broke her nose.

by Daddy Mac swag April 25, 2016

Mexican Chocolate

sex with a mexican girl

i had some mexican chocolate last night, it was great

by TokenIranian October 13, 2016

Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.

"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"

by VikingSanta January 20, 2018