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Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
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Magical Whip that has a Buckle

IM BOUTA FINNA USE MY MAGICAL WHIP THAT HAS A BUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PencilBuzz June 14, 2022
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Magical Fantasy

Magical Fantasy is a made up world that my friends and I made up. It it full of make believe and might even be a book.
Magical Fantasy is made up believe...
YOU SURE BOUT DAT???
by MidRaven October 8, 2022
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Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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Magic Mix

A mixture of gummy sweets from different packs all mixed together in a bow and eaten while under the influence of cannabis.
For f*ck sake! Sam dropped the magic mix!
by Handsome Sam October 29, 2017
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White Magic

1. Slang for Cocaine

2. Magic used for good purposes, especially to counteract evil (contrasted with black magic)
1: "Do you have any of that white magic left bro?

2: “She only practices white magic, she’s a good witch.”
by Lynn821 October 16, 2021
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Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023
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