A highly trained, bilingual secret agent man made entirely of straw. Trained extensively in the field of extreme weather survival, covert operation, explosive weapon disarmament, long range sharpshooting, jungle survival, high speed precision driving, and witty comeback responses. The only way to appease this killing machine is to pay your respects to him by kissing him on the cheek. If due respect is not paid in full, upon time of arrival, you may find him at the foot of your bed at night...waiting to drag your soul to the underworld. Yeah, he specializes in that too.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
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the greatest bit in sot history, the phrase "king of hourglass" refers to legendary hourglass of fate champion, NessieDoes, who is known for his reign of terror over the sea of thieves in the oceania region. the king is often aided by his #1 helm Jay who is known to be so frikin' cool. honourable mention goes to BigSponge, the clown prince of bilging.
by iluvtimtams October 24, 2023
Get the king of hourglass mug.95% chance of being a fucking pompous piece of shit, who is going to leave kings and know only the boys they were raised with for the rest of their life. 50% of all of these dont have any friends in the first place with whom to stay in contact with.
5% chance of being alright, but having cuntish tendencies.
5% chance of being alright, but having cuntish tendencies.
oi bruv, give me ur fone.
But, I am a Kings boy I am better than you, I do not deser.....
Cut off by knife entering left ventricle
But, I am a Kings boy I am better than you, I do not deser.....
Cut off by knife entering left ventricle
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Get the Kottonmouth Kings mug.A small gangbased in Baton Rouge Louisiana. Known for their graffitti around the oakhills/highland road area (almost always a shadowy face with a crown and 225 above.) Although the members identitys are unknown out side of their social circle it is estimated there are roughly 5-20 active memebers, presumibly all under the age of 21. Reports say that each memeber is given a tattoo using a dull sowing needle and ink from a writting pen. They have been linked to a number of crimes, mostly theft and destruction of property. They are known to start fights at parties and will ruthlessly humiliate their victims, often by getting naked after stripping the victim and sexually abusing him. The gang is all white, though they are not a Neo-Nazi group. They are usually reported as pot smoking and wiskey drinking teenage boys, who never cease to terrorize the residents around the Highland/bluebonnet/perkins area. Rumors around baton rouge say that some of the memebers are mentally ill and suffer from either manic depression, schizophrenia, or boarderline personality disorder.
I cant pass one fucking stop sign with out seeing that two two five logo!
Marty was beaten and sodomized at the party by some crazy bastard from the 225 kings.
"Here comes the 225 kings."
"Thats such a shitty name for a gang."
Marty was beaten and sodomized at the party by some crazy bastard from the 225 kings.
"Here comes the 225 kings."
"Thats such a shitty name for a gang."
by TheGreyFox May 27, 2007
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