Kick Fat People Day

On the 28th of October you can kick any fat person. No matter if they are small or tall.

Oh look, it’s Timothy, let’s go and kick him because it’s kick fat people day!

by Jammy Jimmy October 26, 2020

kick ass and take names

Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.

"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"

"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"

by beefstui May 6, 2007

Kick in the balls month november

Kick in the balls

Hej im going to kick you in the balls because it is the kick in the balls month november

by Kungen123 October 26, 2019

National Kick Sam Day

On November 4th u can kick someone named sam

Its national kick sam day!

Sam: shit

by gayhehehehe November 3, 2019

National kick balls day

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November

Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day

by Stacey the ball kicker October 3, 2020

Out-kicked His Coverage

When a guy has a girlfriend who is way out of his league.

"Did you see his wife?! Yeah, he definitely out-kicked his coverage."

by tits mcgrath January 18, 2009

Kick A Little Kid Day

One of the best, uncelebrated, unrecognized, holidays on the planet. It speaks for itself.

It is the day when all men/women can stop and kick the little elementary school kid(who flipped him/her off while driving by his/her bus stop) right in the head.

It is a day when a little kid is kicked in the head for spewing insults at somebody older than him/her, breaking one of the most respectable morals of all: "Do not disrespect your elders."

To sum things up, if this uncelebrated day was recognized by americans, and then legalized, there would be a lot of little kids out there with foot prints on their fore heads.

Little Timmy, for know perticular reason, began to shout incoherent profanity at the stranger who walked by him as he sat on his porch. "HAHA you stupid ass stupid butt douche ass."

The stranger approached little Timmy, calm, and said, "Why little boy, do you know what day it is?"

Confused, his brow furrowing, the boy replied, "No, what?"

The stranger huffed in a great breathe of air, open his eyes really wide like a madman, and yelled, "KICK A LITTLE KID DAY!!!" as he through the hardest kick he could manage right at the little boys fore head.

by Jacob The Red August 29, 2006