keg king

A male who holds the record for the longest keg stand at any given party.

Rob did a keg stand thirty seconds longer than anyone else, which makes him the keg king!

by OwieOwieOwieOOO June 29, 2007

The King Kong

During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).

Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"

Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."

Jack: "Nice."

by SemanJones January 5, 2013

Shepherd King

A guy who is so studly women flock to him.

Clint Eastwood is a shepherd king.

by kman November 4, 2004

king of hourglass

the greatest bit in sot history, the phrase "king of hourglass" refers to legendary hourglass of fate champion, NessieDoes, who is known for his reign of terror over the sea of thieves in the oceania region. the king is often aided by his #1 helm Jay who is known to be so frikin' cool. honourable mention goes to BigSponge, the clown prince of bilging.

NESSIEDOES KING OF HOURGLASS

by iluvtimtams October 24, 2023

Kings boy

95% chance of being a fucking pompous piece of shit, who is going to leave kings and know only the boys they were raised with for the rest of their life. 50% of all of these dont have any friends in the first place with whom to stay in contact with.

5% chance of being alright, but having cuntish tendencies.

oi bruv, give me ur fone.

But, I am a Kings boy I am better than you, I do not deser.....

Cut off by knife entering left ventricle

by tudor-reese January 11, 2007

Kottonmouth Kings

a ganja puffin band that provides bad ass music an bad ass bass...

the "kottonmouth kings" are the greatest band around..

by Aimee (babydanky83) October 16, 2008

225 kings

A small gangbased in Baton Rouge Louisiana. Known for their graffitti around the oakhills/highland road area (almost always a shadowy face with a crown and 225 above.) Although the members identitys are unknown out side of their social circle it is estimated there are roughly 5-20 active memebers, presumibly all under the age of 21. Reports say that each memeber is given a tattoo using a dull sowing needle and ink from a writting pen. They have been linked to a number of crimes, mostly theft and destruction of property. They are known to start fights at parties and will ruthlessly humiliate their victims, often by getting naked after stripping the victim and sexually abusing him. The gang is all white, though they are not a Neo-Nazi group. They are usually reported as pot smoking and wiskey drinking teenage boys, who never cease to terrorize the residents around the Highland/bluebonnet/perkins area. Rumors around baton rouge say that some of the memebers are mentally ill and suffer from either manic depression, schizophrenia, or boarderline personality disorder.

I cant pass one fucking stop sign with out seeing that two two five logo!

Marty was beaten and sodomized at the party by some crazy bastard from the 225 kings.

"Here comes the 225 kings."
"Thats such a shitty name for a gang."

by TheGreyFox May 27, 2007