wall john

a wall mounted uranial

be right back i got to use the wall john

by gomer83 May 31, 2007

john cunningham

A leopluredon, charlie! John is one of the most awesome, funny, guys you will ever meet. He's almost like a girl. He will listen to all your problems and share gossip too! He's very athletic and enjoys playing minecraft, lisening to dubstep, and most of all... being a leopluredon.

Girl: That guy is so funny!
Girl 2: YEP! He's definitely a John Cunningham!

by pseudonym925 November 8, 2013

john inman

Is a person who is really fucking amazing has a huge cock. Because of having such a huge cock women love to be around him.

My boyfriend is such a John Inman

by Urben Dictionary December 7, 2017

john and chris

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

suck john

Piece of shit mother fucker

Hes a suck john

by T diddy dollaz January 19, 2018

House of John

Discreet reference to taking a shit or otherwise needing to hit the shitter.

I’ll be about 15 minutes late. I need to driver something to the house of john.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

John Taylor

John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.

I love how John Taylor is so good with those kids, he is perfect.

by i like explaining people January 29, 2017