Jordan

Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.

Person #1- Why does Jordan know so much about Disney princess
Person #2-Because he is one

by Jordan=Princess November 28, 2021

Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020

Jordan

A word the media has taken to use as it depicts the n word but, is undercover as only pussy bitch white boys use this common phrase.

Adrian- sup my jordan
Jamal- Who the fucks jordan?

by Halucanun901 April 11, 2021

Jordan

A mark who believes everything he sees in the internet

Jordan’s a fucking mark

by Dictionarytrust January 21, 2022

Jordan

Jordan has a massive penis that is at least 12 inch's and has a godly six pack. Jordans are most compatible with Y. He also gets alot of head and sex. They the best at sexz

Jordan is a fire person.

by Fnjorjor March 3, 2024

Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.

At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja

by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021

Jordan

Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/

If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??

Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*

by Nadrojboi December 30, 2022