Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 June 4, 2018

Jacob

semi-tall,blond, beach boy vibes. gets all the bitches he wants but goes for guys instead. loves to get down and dirty in bed with men but is still straight for cute girls, jk he likes men

shawna-OMG, i slept with jacob last night.

Reba-i thought he slept with men
Shawna- ik, my boyfreind said he had a big dick though

by boblo6969 October 13, 2022

jacob

a name

guy:hey jacob
jacob: hey

by omega_lamma69 March 23, 2021

Jacob

The most finest nigga you will ever meet 😍😍 he’s so fine like wtf she’s super cute and one day he’s ganna be a famous celebrity he has the most beautiful girl by his side elizabeth a lot of guys want her but she only wants him 👋🏽 Jacob is popular and he’s on drugs

Girl* I want Jacob

2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him

Girl* yeah she’s so lucky

2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her

Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(

by -da realest October 20, 2019

Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.

We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.

by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023

Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

jacob

he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on

someone: who’s that guy over there helping the teachers

them: that’s jacob

by beanieweanie November 21, 2021