Irish barbedwire

An impenetrable forcefield of pubic hair surrounding the anus of an irish-man which makes them unrapeable in a jail setting .

If it wasn't for my irish barbedwire last night would have ended badly.

by Irishcdm14 June 16, 2017

Irish oil change

1. Hospitalization and fluid replenishing IV drip after excessive alcohol consumption or binge drinking

2. The act of getting a hydrating IV drip and/or consuming lots of fluids to recover from a night of drinking.

You hear Nate is in the Hospital again? After that month long bender he was admitted for an Irish oil change

by Brigantine Brew crew April 3, 2019

Irish Abortion

The preferred method of abortion in Ireland, where instead of getting an actual abortion, someone uppercuts the woman directly in the womb.

Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!

by Jpen4 January 1, 2020

Irish bidet

After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.

I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.

by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022

irish

A culture defined by the Gaelic people of Ireland in Northern Europe; friendly, talkative, outgoing, hard drinking, and combative people of Ireland; somewhat primitive and unsophisticated culture, but the people are nevertheless proud; heavily populated the United States and made St. Patrick's Day fun.

Get your Irish up, it's St. Paddy's Day! Be quiet, I can hear your Irish whisper across the room.

by Rashawn63 May 5, 2019

Irish

An absolute failure who just really sucks at everything. Someone you should probably put in a mental institution and they’re loud asf. They have no self esteem and no confidence at all. Their work is always horribly presented and they always never put enough effort into their work. If you ever meet someone like them you should run or stay away.

“Oh my gosh that girl acts like an Irish”

by dhisoaskdbsbshwb June 21, 2019

irish yoga

when after a long night of drinking, you find yourself slumped over, in a ball, leaning over a table, facedown in a pile of mud, or doing anything resembling a popular yoga pose.

"man did you see him last night? he got soooo crazy, hes so good at irish yoga"

by alehandro morvian March 18, 2013