happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them

V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!

by kanbay December 21, 2013

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Happy Nathan

The middle section of a 3-man human centipede.

My boss was a Happy Nathan last night and turned up to work refreshed in the morning.

by Johnsmith200 April 27, 2023

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knife happy

Someone who is always getting unnecessary surgery

Virgil is having his back worked on again he must be knife happy

by warewolf56 June 13, 2018

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Happy Cobra

A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.

Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

by Arkanoid_Champ March 19, 2012

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