Waxed his pillow

When a guy puts his cum on his ball sack and someone licks it off.

When Tyrone nutted, he put his cum on his balls and Makena licked it off, therefore Makena waxed his pillow.

by Sicilian-Pizza December 18, 2008

Hi my name is Candy!

This is an expression used when a teachers back is turned. They will proceed to ask "Who said that". The class then replies "Candy", aggravating the teacher.

The teacher wrote something on the whiteboard, and while the teachers back was turned, he yelled "Hi my name is Candy!".
The class recieved a class detention for denying anyone saying "Hi my name is Candy!"

by My tiger Richard Tiger October 21, 2013

talking with his dick out

When a gay man is hot for someone, he uses this phrase.

Jimmy fancied billy a lot, he was always talking with his dick out.

by Kaliphunia June 25, 2008

HIM (His-Infernal-majesty)

A particularly terrible band of Finlandish origin, the inspiration of whom is possibly derived from pussy type emo cry-whinge bands with material consisting mostly of songs regarding the incomprehensible sorrow felt by that particular individual as a consequence of their girlfriend of three days dumping them/ a slight twinge in the humerous/ the loss of a favourite sock. This particular genre of music is normally favoured by the younger generation of student-types who frequently describe themselve's as 'alternative' and cannot yet smoke correctly.

Look at Luke moshing to The Spice Girls, he quite clearly listens to HIM. Loser.

by Adam Thompson July 6, 2005

Make his life uncomfortable

Something you will regularly hear on the Majority Report W/ Sam Sedar and is clearly inciting harassment. Harassment defined as "words or behavior that threatens, intimidates, or demeans a person. Harassment unwanted, uninvited, and unwelcome and causes nuisance, alarm, or substantial emotional distress without any legitimate purpose."

Hym "Isn't it wild that conservatives an YouTube will get demonetized for voicing their opinions on a topic but The Majority Report W/ Sam Sedar will call for their audience to make the lives of their political opposition uncomfortable? 'Make his life uncomfortable' as though they aren't essentially doing they same thing they accuse Trump of doing as the word 'Uncomfortable' is ambiguous."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023

His whip was a janckty hoopty.

(Total translation) His car (whip) was a stupid (janckty) poo-poo car (hoopty).

Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.

by Womanof MassDestruction October 29, 2007

wore his/her mustache

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus so that their pubic hair appears to be attached to the performing partners face like a mustache.

Did you hear that he wore his/her mustache in the back of his mother's car the other day?

by pmcopo April 19, 2011