great hearts

The schooling here is quite exquisite. As soon as my small parched tootsies set foot into the cube shaped facility I was unexpectedly greeted with a decent sized fellow who seemed to be chugging a
"chug jug" what he claimed to contain substances such as magnesium and other nutritional minerals. This action had me bamboozled and bewildered. I could not believe my retinas. as I made my way deviously down the hallway I then see my rambunctious ahh fellow classmate Richard Rigamaroo Reynolds with another studious ahh individual Zigbee Squandaleous.
Richard later informed me and I quote "Chief Keef aint no hitter" I was flabbergasted by this remark. and left the facility disgusted but full of memories that will last a lifetime as I deviously hit the griddy on my way out

Widerally hit da gwiddy at great hearts devious ahhh smash gay among us Fortnite sped

by Rizzly bear December 9, 2023

&HEART

is a group of individuals that live, and breathe for ONE PACT.

“oh, you’re a &HEART?”
“yes”
“we SHOULD make out right now, like right now”

by slaterd December 15, 2023

heart

me im your heart =, im the only one you love

she stole my heart, yes ive taken your heart

by allyisslaying December 5, 2022

Hippie Heart Attack

When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!

Person1:What did you take?…

Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!

by PretentiousFart420 December 6, 2022

Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.

I think I have heart disease.

by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022

Heart of Dirt

A person, who changed overtime due to his past experience, that forged him to be a man. A man who lost his charm of reciprocating things.

He: Did you see him at the afterparty yesterday?

She: Yeah I tried talking to him, but he got a heart of Dirt it seems.
He: Bet he does

by ItsIntel December 27, 2022

bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022