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Family Guy

Family Guy is an animated TV show created by Seth MacFarlane in 1999. It was then cancelled in 2002, but production then began soon after huge DVD sales kicked in.

Relies on pop culture and flashbacks to various points in history or geography, involving the characters and their hilarious outcomes.

Recently attacked by the creators of South Park, where the writers of Family Guy turned out to be manatees that would take a ball from their tank and put it in a small pile to form an episode.

Although, the episode was completely pointless, because we all know Family Guy’s writing isn’t that great, except for maybe the first 3 seasons as the jokes weren’t as random and were actually interconnected to the story.

Ever since the South Park episodes “Cartoon Wars”, every South Park fuck has jumped on the bandwagon and hated Family Guy. But what they don’t realize is that if you base a cartoon on total randomness and pop culture, you NEVER run out of material.

The South Park boys wish they had the amount of Family Guy’s audience, too bad.

Who the hell cares whether or not the show has a point? I don’t give a flying fuck, I want to laugh, and when I do, I watch Family Guy.

The exact reason why The Simpsons isn’t funny anymore, if their show was based off pop culture, you’d have never ending material.
South Park joke: Kid crawling up ladies vagina
Audience: lol?
Family Guy joke: Like that time I forgot how to sit down
Audience: OMG HE TACKLED THE CHAIR.
by Sheep Licker September 6, 2008
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guy sebastian

a beautiful person who has a beautiful voice and doesnt deserve to be insulted
by seud March 11, 2004
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Family Guy

One of the greatest animated shows to be aired on TV which was cancelled because FOX thought they had no viewers which they soon realized they did when adult swim got millions of views, and their DVD's made them made cash. Main characters are the Griffens: Peter, Brian, Lois, Stewie, Meg, and Chirs. Along with their neighbors Cleveland, the black guy, Joe, the crippled cop in a wheelshair, and quagmire, the horny perverted sex freak that whatever he says is hilarious. Family guy uses many hilarious flashbacks along with random scences which makes this show 10x better than the Simpsons and is the best animated show ever.
Guy 1: Family Guy is the best show ever
Guy 2: No way the Simpsons are better
Guy 1: <SMACK> u daumbass family is 10x better
by l Casa l February 20, 2006
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curfew guys

A word used to take the mess out of mummy's boys who have to be home at 7 having a curfew
by richard thimbleby March 14, 2009
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Green Guys

In reference to Call of Duty. These are players who are not in your party, and most likely random fools. They are the best players....... FOR THE OTHER TEAM. Usually the reason you are getting shot in the back, noob tubed, or killed by a killstreak, thank your local green guy.
Fucking green guys, get the fuck away from me; Find a corner and STOP FUCKING DYING!!!!!
by vCODGOD March 20, 2012
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Ketchup Guy

One who puts ketchup on everything.
"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."
by juicefang September 26, 2009
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Plow Guy

The guy who plows our complex after a snowstorm. More than once if it's a big storm. He is friendly and hard working. He hires others to shovel the walkways because he is too good to do so. Sometimes he runs the spreader and spreads sand, or salt. He's cute.
We just got 10 inches of snow and now I am waiting for Plow Guy to come clear the snow so I can get to work.
by wandaful February 25, 2010
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