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German Grave

The act of when a small group if people (3-6) dig up a dead body. They then apoint a leader to begin reciting Adolf Hitler quotes while rapping the deceased body; the other in the others watch and perform the Nazi salute and this act occurs
Finnaly I got to be the leader of the group for our annual German Grave retreat.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit
Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!
by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024
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Germany

I’m going to use she/her and he/him to reference nations because why not.

This asshole cunt “Nation” caused a world war, her ally(her vassal actually) Austria(back then Austria-Hungary) caused another. You wanna know how it happened?

Well it all started with Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria being assassinated. By a fuckin Serbian. Austria-Hungary was pissed and he demanded that she(Serbia)pay up. Serbia said no and the world went to hell on World War 1, between Entente(UK, Russia, France, soon Italy, USA, JapanNo Germany and Japan were not lesbian this time, that is WW2, more) and the Central Powers(Germany, Austria-Hungary, later the Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria).

The Ottoman Empire simply joined because blame Germany.

After the Treaty of Versailles which ended WW1(Germany had to kill herself essentially) yeah this Austrian called Hitler was not happy he seized power via “democratic ways” then the Großdeutsches Reich anschulssed her former ally Österreich(he hated it) and Germany went on to take the Česko part of Czechoslovakia and make the Slovensko part into a puppet. Then Germany invaded/raped Poland because she was horny and needed that sweet sweet Danzig from him and decided to carve him up with his neighbor the USSR(he is big). Britain and France did not like this and declare war because they had a guarantee on his ass then France and the Benelux fell cuz incompetence then Germany tried taking the USSR but his ass was too big for her to handle then she died.
Guy 1: Hitler did nothing wrong
Guy 2: NEO NAZI ALERT
Guy 3: why is Germany such a mess these days
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German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree
P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*
by Warthunderer April 3, 2024
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german picketfencer

then when a group of guys go into a washing maching and start fucking each other while it is running and they get a ton of water up their asses
i went out with the homies and we did a german picketfencer
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