China food test

Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points

Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test

by Coureir_6 April 21, 2020

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Food blue balls

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement

My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls

by rayy_02 April 13, 2017

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birth a food baby

Defecation after a particularly large feast.

Man I really have to birth a food baby after all that food!

by anniethedog December 4, 2014

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I WANT FOOD

I NEED FOOD SO SOMEONE GIVE ME FOOOOOOOOD

I WANT FOOD means someone is really hungry and u better give them food before they become hangry

by Lisena July 10, 2020

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Friends with food benefits

A person who you go out with just so you can get free food.

1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits

by Sk8rGal360 February 14, 2015

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