A term used by an individual of power/superior to someone to suggest that if they don't stop their foolish behaviour they will be kicked out or told to leave the door.
Boss:CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE OR THE DOORS THERE YOUR GIVING ME SHITS AHH
Worker:ALRIGHT BUD CHEERS ILL STOP
Worker:ALRIGHT BUD CHEERS ILL STOP
by CHIPSANDSAUCE November 21, 2023
Get the DOORS THEREmug. Someone's neighour or a jabroni man who went to the wrong door or a neighbour of Van Darkholme.
Also means someone who is insignificant.
Also means someone who is insignificant.
by BasementRebel May 18, 2024
Get the Boy ♂next♂ doormug. 
D:First you were a ceiling fan now you're a door X3
M:Like bro I'm gEnDeRfLuId there for I can be a dOor...I'm bOtH.... A CEILING FAN DOOR
M:Like bro I'm gEnDeRfLuId there for I can be a dOor...I'm bOtH.... A CEILING FAN DOOR
by Bull. T May 15, 2018
Get the ceiling fan doormug. A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.
We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.
by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013
Get the Door Monkeymug. Analogy:
The act of eating pizza and passing out.
Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.
The act of eating pizza and passing out.
Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.
Analogy:
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.
Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.
Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.
by Dumptruck Door Slam September 4, 2025
Get the Dumptruck Door Slammug. Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."
"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.
Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.
Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
Get the Door-to-Door Calendar Salesmanmug.