cream of the crotch

it means good you dirty minded frick

your playlist is cream of the crotch

by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021

Crotch Goblin

Demon child, anti-christ; criminally insane adolescence

These crotch goblins are driving me crazy

by godsWork November 15, 2021

Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.

That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there

by Myarenda November 18, 2021

crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.

Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!

by crotchdong October 29, 2021

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

jumpy crotch

When a hoe leapfrogs from one man to the next and being promiscuous and shit.

Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.

Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!

Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.

by Fly Felix February 18, 2022