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Commemeters

YouTube users who instead of putting the comment section to good use, instead make references and/or use meme formats despite the platform and context they are using. Example:
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
(YouTube creator name): (normal thing to say)
These people are often younger YouTube users who regularly look at Snap chat memes or watch Sub-reddit videos on YouTube. Doing this in excessive amounts will lead to the inability to communicate in any way other than overused meme formats. Others simply do not understand that reciting a meme format in the comment section is about as impact as a bee penetrating the anus of the center of the universe. You might think the lack of medium in the comments would stop them, but no. (insert confused pikachu face) will make everything funny
Rob: Why is everyone just commenting memes?
Bob: They are commemeters.
Rob: Giving them a name isn't the same as answering my qu-
by sexy_piece_of_bread December 15, 2019
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Commander Mole

Definition 1: A extremely copyrighted movie from the 70s

Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft

Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Def 1: Commander Mole is a bitch to plagiarize

Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands

Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
by XGN IKILLU December 21, 2019
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Commander

The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare
Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded

Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020
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Commander Chaos

A Twitchrp Character whomst was created by Zuthar13, Currently he is the leader of the Axis Of Evil. Criminal syndicate which is the home to many evil-doers. As of late he is extremely wanted.
Person 1: Did you hear what Commander Chaos did this afternoon
Person 2 : Yeah that was crazy as fuck
by CaptainSlothy February 11, 2020
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Comen

A badass mofo who can snap your neck with little to no effort but in reality has a heart of gold , loves the colour green and has a soft spot for rats and reptiles.Is 100% gay and probably autistic but is also the sexiest person to live
Person 1:”Ey yo, Comen be lookin’ dummy thicc today”

Person 2:”hell yeah brother
by Jimmy the pro wrestler March 7, 2020
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
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Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
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