coffee mug.exe

Just go search it

get a coffee mug.exe

by oi man April 30, 2019

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

Ice Coffee Energy

People who claim to have Crackhead energy when in reality it is much Milder and or non-existant. Usually a person who tries to single themselves out for being the "quirky" type. When in reality they're just normal and or boring

Jesse - Fair warning I have serious Crackhead Energy
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy

Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep

by BleuHavane July 15, 2023

coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 8, 2024

Coffee

A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it

"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE

by Ayy24 June 22, 2018

Coffee

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.

If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021