by slofloat December 24, 2010

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

george floyde
by Lovelife94 October 19, 2021

Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard
by Jerry mctits May 26, 2016

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs December 20, 2019

When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021

the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices
the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices
then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
by terrag0ne December 25, 2020
