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Battledads

40 year old dads who play battlefield on 60 inch costco TVs and a console their wife gifted them for Christmas. Battledads have 1-2 hours of playtime a week because of their miserable blue collar lifestyle. They tend to make dumb accusations of streamers and good players of being alleged cheats on facebook or even on instagram comments. They play the game mainly by crouch walking or in a very tactical manner because they watched American sniper or Jarhead once.
Battledads are tech illiterate console morons who sucks at fps games
by Casuals October 16, 2025
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Battlefield

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Yo' you a battlefield
by Clain November 24, 2025
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Battledad

Long-time fans of the Battlefield video game franchise (usually guys who played early titles like 1942) who are now older men with families, busy schedules, etc. They are often resistant to new releases straying too far from the classic franchise formula, and get made fun of by younger fans because of this.
"The maps in Battlefield 6 are too small and chaotic. How did we go from Battlefield 3's maps to this?"
"The maps are fine, you're just a washed-up battledad."
by YourAHarryWizard December 9, 2025
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Shwaap Battle

A mock-fight that occurs when a shwaap is countered by another shwaap. A Shwaap Battle doesn't end until one side surrenders or dies of boredom.
I shwaaped my friend after a bad 'your-mom' joke and we ended up in a Shwaap Battle.
by Zeke Freeman February 9, 2010
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The Battle of Abrahim

A battle in biblical times where Abrahim fought a cyclops with his bear hands and defeated it in a grand epic battle.
The Battle of Abrahim was a biblical tug of war between Abrahim and a 4 inch tall cyclops.
by Holy TugOWar August 25, 2010
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Clan Battle

In the video game world a Clan Battle is a pre-arranged matchup between two competing clans.

A battle is agreed upon beforehand; its formal and has specific rules. Often has seperate rooms and passwords on the lobby to keep things tight. Random people are not allowed. Period. And there can be no chance of random people joining.

Unlike scrimmages or clan matches, clan battles are a serious matchup.
For Example: The Old Man Clan OMC sends out a a clan battle challenge for Friday, January 5 at 9:00pm and they challenge the United States Marines USM Clan.

The 2 sides fight in usually a best out of 5 or 7 games in a game mode called Team Death Match. With the winner being the side that meets the pre-determined kill count first.
by GameBattle April 13, 2011
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