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The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024
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Hells coming to Breakfast

From a Clint Eastwood movie spoken by a native American his compadre. It means .... The shit gonna hit 🎯 the fan. Eastwood didn't fuck around!!! It means getting retribution... It means
JUSTICE! And these fuckin commie chinks say Budda say Oh ! do not seek revenge.. fore u must dig to graves... One for your enemy.. And one for You. BULLSHIT!!! Fuck China
by Ryan Rhienbart February 24, 2024
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Full English Crown Breakfast

When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.
She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!
by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024
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Belarusian Turkish Breakfast

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.
I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.
by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025
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Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself
Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day
by bnhbao April 28, 2025
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Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.
by Patient420 June 19, 2025
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A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast
Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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