Bread Chest 

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

Bread Chest by Telysisters December 5, 2020

bread

a username that literally everyone on the internet uses

"bread"

bread by wholewheat_bread December 13, 2020

retro bread

The soggy croutons in a leftover salad.

I don’t know how or why, but Jim hates retro bread

retro bread by anonymous December 14, 2020

s00bins_bread 

a person who is funny, u should follow them on tiktok, they also stan kpop duh 🙄, and they’re always on tiktok and whatsapp 24/7 😁😁

person1: omg have u seen s00bins_bread new tiktok vid
person2: no, ill follow them on tiktok rn!!

s00bins_bread by eunwoo’s gf December 25, 2020

s00bins_bread 

this person is rlly funny, u should follow her on tiktok, she’s also always on tiktok and whatsapp 24/7 like me 🙄🙄 but anyways u should be friends with her u will never get bored 😁😁

person1: omg did u see s00bins_bread new tiktok??
person2: no, ill check it out and follow her on tiktok rn!!

s00bins_bread by eunwoo’s gf December 25, 2020

Flat bread 

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

Flat bread by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020

banana bread 

its a shifting save word and its cool

- im gonna use banana bread tonight

- cool hope u have a good shifting session

banana bread by hdhxhdhdndj January 6, 2021