An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.
"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."
"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
by Miss-terElliot December 28, 2013
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Get the Fanboy Boner mug.The clitoris extends 3 to 4 inches inside of the body. When stimulated the clitoris shaft reacts like a penis going from flaccid to raising up.
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Get the Kentucky Boner mug.When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage
This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.
by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018
Get the Partial boner mug.When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space
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Get the Frowny Boner mug.when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.
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