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boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.
Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.
by sexyman10 June 6, 2014
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boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.
Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!
by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015
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Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events
Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
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Vocal Boner

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.
Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.
by rathergethead June 14, 2014
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Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.
by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012
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Boner M.

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
by gregben March 24, 2022
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Boner Water

Simply water with cum in it, it is not called "cum water" because it gives away one of the main ingredients.
"Hey bro, would you like some boner water?"
by Top5BruhMoment October 13, 2019
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