turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

by Dik chez October 14, 2018

booty boner

A booty boner occurs when one thoroughly enjoys it in the arse.

"I saw this cute guy last night and immediately got a booty boner."

by The Chaks July 19, 2017

outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.

The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.

by possiblyben February 23, 2019

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019

Boner Confidence

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence

by Elsey Belsey January 6, 2019

strong boner

Sexual arousal to the highest degree in situations where it would not be comfortable nor appropriate.

A very attractive woman walked into the office, I looked at her and got a strong boner. I was embarrassed (but exited).

by f4000 June 12, 2018

Fanboy Boner

The sort of boner one gets when they see something they are very passionate about

He got a fanboy boner after seeing the new trailer for his favortie franchise

by AyysianBoi June 15, 2018