Fuck me in the beard

The act of verbally fucking through out his or her conversation

YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you

Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard

by Jamesthegreat52 January 23, 2009

Grey Beard

when a girls boyfriend is a mortician and he is fucking the bodies on a regular bases, he will acquire a mite on his penis. when his girlfriend gives him a blow job, she will get the mite on her face. when the mite bites her she will get a Grey rash across the bottom of her face. thus...Grey Beard.

this girls boyfriend worked at the city morgue. since his girlfriend wouldnt put out enough he decided to start fucking the corpses in the body room of the morgue. after awhile a flesh mite got on his penis and bit his girlfriend one day during a blow job and she got a grey rash on her face. thus...Grey Beard.

by pan-cock-ay December 14, 2008

Bearded Lantern

A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.

A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.

"Hey, can you stop that?"

"Bearded lantern."

by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009

Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

by jjamiie March 6, 2011

bearded pony

A gay jockey who got married to hide his alternative lifestyle.

Oh yeah, supergay. Now he's just another bearded pony.

by 4Q34EYI May 9, 2011

Beardism

An academic cult for those who love Mary Beard

John Smith loves reading up on the Classics and is a frequent reader of Mary Beard. He hopes one day to see Beardism introduced in the national curriculum.

by Beardist October 4, 2014

mook beard

A particularly scuzzy or grizzled beard. This beard is mainly attached to surly men on the management team.

That boy's got some babies stuck in that mook beard of his.

by Soggy Bottom January 10, 2009