hold the beard

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.

hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley

by link283 February 14, 2014

Damestic Anal Bead

A Damestic Anal Bead, is a bead that is inserted analy by a person that requires pleasure

A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another

Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.

by Mysticsword958 January 16, 2018

By the beard

One of a handful salutephrases from the game Deep Rock Galactic.

Dwarf1: Rock and stone to the bone!
Dwarf2: By the beard!
Dwarf3:Leave no dwarf behind!

by eldoggo October 24, 2018

Serbian Beard

Originally hailing from the uncanny likeness to Osama Bin Ladens beard. When the genitalia of a male/female is evenly carpeted by a thick layer of scragly and/or greasy bush that hangs at least 6 inches. The smell of which compares to that of a nazi jew oven after a long day of cooking. It is also great for covering the following: puffy Vag lips, manginas, small shafts, Gaga balls, STD's, and last but not least the left over remains of last night's meal (these can serve as a tasty treat for your partner).

B****-"Dude I was about to nail Samantha but I couldnt even find her clam through that Serbian Beard."

T*****-"I know! That thick overgrowth is like an Amazon jungle. I swear I saw monkeys swinging from her Vag Vines."

B****-"At least i got free KFC out of it, but my crotch has been itchy lately..."

by B-beard&R-beard July 18, 2010

beadedcurtain

as mentioned on late late show with Craig Ferguson. episode 2996, 28 June 2011

bead is the ejaculation cum of a male.

curtain is to obstruction of view

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner.

i'm gonna give you a beadedcurtain!

i just came all over your face hows that for a beadedcurtain.

by wraithy July 2, 2011

Ubuntu Beads

Small beads that are added to alcoholic beverages in order to increase the total percentage of alcohol within a particular drink.

Typically blueberry flavoured the Ubuntu Beads are rare and difficult to aquire. Usually bars that are able to find a supplier of the Ubuntu Beads become very successful.

HOLY SHIT!!! They have fuckin UBUNTU BEADS here man!

by Ubuntologist April 23, 2009

alen beader

He is a asshole, rude , thinks he is the coolest person around but he is just a f*** boy

Wow look at that Alen beader he is so cool 😎

by Sugar20202 January 28, 2019