The Eye Test

In sports, specifically in NCAA Basketball, when you watch a team (or player) that you haven't seen much of and immediately they look damn good. Usually applies best when you already have some knowledge of the team/player and so expectations are in place. These expectations need to be exceeded to pass "The Eye Test".

In watching San Diego State dismantle Jimmer Fredette and BYU in the MWC Championship, they definitely passed "The Eye Test". The Aztecs are legit!

by El Phenom March 31, 2011

Pirate eye

To ejaculate into ONE of a persons eyes, causing them to scream "Arrgh" just like a pirate.

After I gave that ho the pirates eye she started crying. Cum and tears are a great mix.

by Big J November 14, 2004

massive eyes

eyes that are similar to a jungle monkey or a lemur.

"you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with those massive eyes you know."

by Kisha BentWood February 3, 2007

Shotty Eyes

The pupils transform to white & slowly the process makes the whole eye spermicidal white, normally when you begin the stage of ascension.

"I was getting head from this bitch that kept begging me if she could get on her knees... the excitement was so much i felt an exilerating rush. My eyes began to blur as they transformed... into the shotty eyes, and the ascension began. I noticed looking in the mirror I had cumshot white eyes & I busted a load in her throat & it killed her."

by God Of Thugs December 6, 2007

love eyes

to look at someone you love, differently as you look at the others, it shows that you love her/him

tom: you fancy her, don't you?
jake: how do you know it?
tom: you look at her with love eyes

by fuckboybands September 21, 2013

Dough Eyes

When somebody looks hungrily at you, as if you were a tasty donut.

The sun was setting, and she stared at me with big dough eyes. She wanted to devour me.

by Jan27 January 17, 2012

Dragon Eyes

When one has ridiculously red eyes, therefore looking as if they have scary red Dragon eyes. Redness can occur from prolonged staring at a computer screen, but usually occurs after smoking a lot of weed.

Guy 1: "You have crazy Dragon Eyes!"
Stoner: "No wonder, I just smoked a ton."

by Shoeless Loons February 22, 2011