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I give half a shit

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit
by I give half a shit July 3, 2020
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Dead Mans shit

Dead mans shit is a term used when a huge shit the size of ogres foot is left unclaimed underneath a house but is spoken about for weeks on end meaning the leaving of a big shit brings the spirits to hand on finding the dead mans shit leaving no trace but only to play a game of dip dip dog shit who ficking did it , First usual suspect of who has dealt the shit is the person who points the finger at the other player giving himself up but also giving an advantage to bring in other players whilst bringing the shit to the attention of the other house dwellers being so that the person was accused is not the dead mans shit dealer but being the man Loving the idea of being the accused because the OLDER WOMEN in the game is the prize for which they will win whoever is not found guilty because lets be realistic that is so disgusting that middle aged man can go do a turd underneath a house of a man who will have to pays debts for that shit because there is no getting rid of that stinking dead mans shit
Usual prize winner of Dead mans shit is most probably the Big fat one but the skinny one usually gets what he wants cause he makes a good goona stew for the familiar and usually makes em nice and warm for the baby to sleep in the goona room after the blonde one gor get em jealous for the stinky dot . And true gaaaaawwwwwwd i be seekem be nor cry cause she seekem nother guy from em paast so give Older women more time make baby in big goona guts .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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shit

what comes out of your anus and smells really bad, like reeeaaalllyyy bad. espechialy when stepped in. it also tastes bad (not that i would know.)
by huck4life❤❤❤ January 30, 2024
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shitted

going off, going crazy, killing it, (Past tense)

NY slang
Damn bro shitted we need more tracks like this

They shitted with that dance 🔥🔥

Son you shitted at that game
by percthirty February 7, 2022
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Sack of shit

by badb1tty March 7, 2022
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Piece of Shit

"Piece of Shit" means "Awesome"
I look into the mirror and I say to myself: "I'm a piece of shit!"
by Reportre October 25, 2019
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<.7.9.7.6.>Shit Less Shit More Shit Less<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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