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SHIT ON!

Anytime mongrall gets a kill.

SHIT ON
by TTV sucks btw February 4, 2021
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peck the shit

That fucker slept with my wife and I am going to peck the shit out of him!!!
by 35+75 June 13, 2022
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Holy shit

When you take a crap and it automatically goes down the tube so when you look back in the toilet and it's empty
" I was straining over that dumped for like 2 minutes so I knew it was big going to look back there was nothing it was a holy shit"
by Mike lytnin' September 19, 2019
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Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.
Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died
by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018
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shit

Man: I hate shit.
Woman: Same, shit is a disgusting psycho. Ew.
by Makikiandrikki December 19, 2022
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Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014
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teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another
I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another
by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024
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