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shit

brown stuff that comes out of your butt/poop/crap
by sofiawerner April 14, 2016
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shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
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Urban Dictionary
by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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nut shit

A shit that incorporates either nuts or corn (most of the time nuts) and sometimes sticks on to the asshole of its victims and causes major uncomfort in the ass-area.
Damn, a nut shit, (*sighs) this is so irrelevant to my day.
by Aqua June 2, 2016
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Shit Beast

What dogs are call on the r/dogfree subreddit referring to how dogs may shit but they may not
“She then forced me to let that Shit Beast outside
by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 12, 2025
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Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016
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THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!
I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
by pornuser May 14, 2018
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Shit

A Cluster Of All The “Shit” You Ate.
Hey Brian Why Is My Shit Yellow An Blue, Brian: I Don’t Know Maybe You Ate Corn An All Berries. Brian: Oh Shit
by TheyNoi November 19, 2020
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