Friends with food benefits

A person who you go out with just so you can get free food.

1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits

by Sk8rGal360 February 14, 2015

it's not about the bloody food

When you're watching a modernised version of Macbeth in class but the kids only seem to care about the food so the teacher uses the phrase to tell them off.

Girl: Look at the doritos
Teacher: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BLOODY FOOD

by pgcontent69 October 16, 2018

China food test

Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points

Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test

by Coureir_6 April 21, 2020

I WANT FOOD

I NEED FOOD SO SOMEONE GIVE ME FOOOOOOOOD

I WANT FOOD means someone is really hungry and u better give them food before they become hangry

by Lisena July 10, 2020

Food blue balls

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement

My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls

by rayy_02 April 13, 2017

urban food log

A burrito

I like urban food logs

by Retarded_speed_demon August 19, 2016

Canadian Food Fight

The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.

Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?

by Napple1025 July 27, 2016