blonde slap

a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment

'do boys have eyelashes'
'can you get sunburn from a cooker'
'are there buses in australia'
jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.

by jocelyn morris January 03, 2008

Brown slapped

The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.

Rhianna got Brown Slapped

by omgzzzzzhax February 27, 2009

Ball slap

Aka Jack Balouras when he's not sucking on his mamma's titties.

"Where's ball slap Jack?"
"Sucking on his mammas titties"

by Mr.Chomps April 15, 2019

Slinky Slap

when u put a slinky in your hand and fling it out and it slaps a person in the face

Bob:you suck
Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps)
Bob:ow what the hell was that
Me: YOU JUST GOT SLINKY SLAPPED

by Josepinapoopdosveces March 07, 2009

slap hat

The type of style where one wears a baseball cap slightly off to the side giving the appearance that he has just been slapped upside the head. Style is generally worn by today's younger crowd.

My daddy didn't like my boyfriend because he thought he looked goofy with slap hat.

by Geno Lopez October 08, 2006

Nigga slap

The sound produced by the testis when a large, often muscle-bound black man is anally demolishing a stupid pot head teenager with his 12" monster. The black guy doesn't do it because he likes it, it is because the douche bag rich kid doesn't. It is a loud, audiable slap against the gooch area by the testis, often leaving a red silhouette of the black guy's balls.

The muscley black dude totally nigga slapped that dumbass pot head as punishment for looking at his Asian girlfriend.

by Tyrone Bishop April 18, 2006

Coon slap

When a white boy is spanked by a black woman.

by Sven June 13, 2003