Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

Throwing up 4s

throwing up 4s it means you have a deep passion for Brazilian men who lift heavy circles

Oh you throwing up 4s it means you have a deep passion for Brazilian men who lift heavy circles

by Marco não sei May 8, 2022

Throw-44

The catch 22 aka a lose lose situation has a brother called throw 44 which is a win win situation

i can get paid and you can get high a real throw-44

by AsquaredHS September 19, 2022

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

Throwing heads

To say something offensive or outlandish

“You’re really throwing heads here

by John the pawn 420 September 26, 2024

giant throw-in

This is a gift which only a few professional football players have which allows them to throw the ball over impressively long distances into the opposition penalty area. It in some ways similar to a corner as it allows the team to push their tall defenders up into the penalty area to try and score a goal. Giant throwers often come from Scandinavia, giving them the title Scandinavian Straight.

(a throw-in is given)
Bob: YESSSSSS!
Carlos: How are you so excited?
Bob: Oh you don't understand, this lad has got an incredible giant throw-in.

by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

by Sidam September 7, 2013