Skip to main content

Noah

People named noah are the sexiest people alive. They pull baddies and get head everday.
Noah is noah.
by Omgg.papi November 21, 2021
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noah Yoshimoto

The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.

His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"

Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.

TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
by BoyIDontLikeYou November 26, 2016
mugGet the Noah Yoshimotomug.

Noah

by Bigmaneugene October 3, 2022
mugGet the Noahmug.

XL noah

a person called noah that is over two ton
by Bryson Mcalpine September 16, 2025
mugGet the XL noahmug.

Noah

Noah is the perfect mixture of energetic and lazy. Most of the times you'll see him sitting alone or just talking with one person so you can't expect him to go over to you and start the conversation you need to start it instead. He usually has one real group of friends that he enjoys hanging out with and he'll put everything aside just to hang out with them. If he ever tells you "Fuck you" that's how you know he really cares about you. And if you call him short he won't hesitate to punch back.. or bite.
"Hey Noah seems happy with that one person"
"Oh yeah thats his friend"
by Lost_kid124 January 19, 2022
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noah

He is the best person you will ever meet
Person A: Did you meet Noah?
Person B: No, ah didn't!
Person A: You're such an idiot.
by exampleofperson'sname March 30, 2022
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noahs nigs bigs

Noah's Nig's Big's is a a great retarded baseball player.

oh wow that retard is a Noah's Nig's Big's!
woah that guys hitten a "Noahs nigs bigs"
by Darealniggas April 18, 2023
mugGet the Noahs nigs bigsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email