Get the chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santamug. Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.
Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 18, 2011
Get the jumping cantaloupemug. when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.
by heartsformyself August 11, 2024
Get the Take The Jumpmug. by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022
Get the jump-rope bitchmug. When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021
Get the Ski jumpmug. by Shuaman October 18, 2020
Get the Covid jumpingmug. First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick
by ira reed January 19, 2009
Get the Hippo Jumpmug.