Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.
Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...
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Get the irish gravy mug.When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!
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Get the ol' irish steamwhistle mug.A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.
"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"
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Get the Irish Wristwatch mug.A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.
"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
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Get the irish half day mug.Like its cousin the French tugboat this is where the balls are placed into a bowl of lucky charms cereal then the other party blows bubbles into the cereal milk.
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