Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.

by Maitcha July 14, 2022

can he love me?

SADLY NO HAHAHAH :(
GO SEARCH SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE :)
just give up don't hurt yourself :)

can he love me? .......

by blazezo_xcn April 29, 2021

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

Penguin who can fly

Calling someone a penguin who can fly is like saying you existence should be meaning they are to advanced for humanity it is used in a positive way

How do you do that your like a penguin who can fly!

by Cy_ January 2, 2021

boil the can out of them

To boil can vegetables so long that they lose the can taste out of them. To make can vegetables taste like fresh vegetables.

Oh Baby, can green beens are good. You just gotta boil the can out of them first.

by DaBuzz83 November 28, 2019

Can you feel the electricity?

A catchphrase of a backyard wrestler, clearly ripped off from The Rock.

Terry: Hey, dude, what's up?

Me: *Standing on top of a ladder* CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY?!

by ryanthunder July 21, 2012

i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

by chachamami January 23, 2022