gwock block

the act of blocking the gwocamoli at a party. similar to the famous cock block.

a fellow party member is standing between you and the delicacy of the famous gwocamoli dip, thus making him/her a gwock blocker

by jeremy fishnut April 4, 2010

burn the block

To cruise randomly through the neighborhood and toke. Usually because your mom is home.

A: "hey man I got a blunt of some loud, let's roast."
B: "nah, my girl is home she'd trip."
A: "aight, let's burn the block then."
B: "bet."

by micD July 24, 2015

Troller's Block

When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.

Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.

Mindfuck ensues.

by OhGodYourSpelling August 31, 2010

z-block

The Z shaped villain of tetris.

z-block = cock-block

by blockhead2012 October 20, 2009

cock block

the infamous act of concealing a friends penis in cheez wiz in sake of being a total douche bag.

Justin Timberlake covered my dick with chees wiz and licked it off.... what a cockblock

by Vagina McVaginastein May 8, 2005

ice block

When you are filling up your cup with the soda nearest to the ice dispenser and someone comes in and inconsideratly bumps your cup as they try to get ice before you are done filling your cup, resulting in you spilling your drink all over your hand.

Hey man i was filling up my cup and that douche bag totally just ice blocked me.

by DG 35 March 22, 2007

block up

a mishap; bad luck
anywhere ranging from stealing to jumping someone for something they want

Person 1: look at that nigga with the new 16 gb ipod touch
Person 2: lets block up on him for it

by n-money February 5, 2009