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Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.
I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!
by Godofreeee December 10, 2021
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Penis Cowboy

Somebody who rides the penis much like a cowboy rides his horse
Wow... look at tim cook... such a penis cowboy.
by TheFridgeMaster November 30, 2009
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Penis Escrow

The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”
Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”

Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”

Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
by Mattroid Prime October 31, 2017
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Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.
Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.
by The flooner August 3, 2017
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Clover Penis

A 4-headed lucky penis that brings you good luck and fortune.
"Johnny Jungle was deep-dicking me with that quad-tip dipper and then I won lucky tray day. He must have a clover penis"
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
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nenis penis

a dumbass who pisses in class while the cam is on
by whorerology xox March 7, 2021
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penis in butt

Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth
I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.
by Penis in butt January 14, 2021
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