kevin fruit

A Jewish bastard

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

by beebeebabycakes May 19, 2016

Looking for fruit in a jello cup

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.

Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."

by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024

fruit!

Gordon Ramsey's new competition.

A: "hey fruit!! I heard you just made it on master chef!"
fruit: "yeah I punched Gordon Ramsey in the nose."
A: "you did WHAT"

by saffers saf soupy September 16, 2021

fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.

Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!

by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019

fruit stick

normally a small bastered on a board with a stick. stick version of a fruit booter

get out of the way before i snap the handles off and stick it up your ass!!!!!!

by la la land July 12, 2003

Fruit loop

Gay.

Ryan’s a fruit loop.

by Idkwhyiamhere0978 August 23, 2018

Fruit cup

Farting into a cupped hand and putting the hand in someone else's face.

I fruit cuped jimmy and he almost threw up.

by FrostySLuG February 23, 2017