sick reese

Person who acts dumb all the time or does something dumb

Did you see that freshman try to get at that senior what a sick Reese

by Mrsanchez2dope September 24, 2016

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Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

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Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

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Sick fool

(n.)That friend that you really just want to tell “It’s over man, move on,” but you find that it is much more fun to mess with him in close to every way possible.

I got my sick fool of a brother to take me to the movies because the girl he’s drooling over works there.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009

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