take your ass on!

Nothing to see here! Keep moving!

Bitch take your ass on! What are you staring at?!

by Sharell August 24, 2005

let's take this inside!

in stead of taking it outside and fighting,
you go political and take the discussion inside.

dude1: im going to smash your face in!
fag: i have a better idea, let's take this inside!, and talk about it

by minidaab July 27, 2008

Relax and Take Notes

A variation of the phrase Netflix and Chill, which refers to sexual actions. The name was inspired by a gif of Alvin and the chipmunks receiving oral sex which shows up when typing “relax and take notes” into the gif search of the popular communication app Discord.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna relax and take notes?
Person 2: Haha, sure.

by The GCC August 09, 2021

take one for the team

The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.

Champ over there gets to take one for the team, this time

by ... November 30, 2003

Taking an architectural tour

A funny way of saying "driving around because you got lost".

My husband wouldn't stop for directions, so we wound up taking an architectural tour of downtown Chicago for 2 hours today.

by 4Snowdogs September 30, 2011

Take a Ted Cruz

When you go on vacation right when your job needs you the most

Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to Cancún when snow storms devastated Texas.

"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."

by Texas Caveman February 19, 2021

take a load off

To calm down by means of masturbation and ejaculation in stressful situations.

Come on John, Calm yo' tits, go home and take a load off.

by FerninandJokerhouse December 29, 2020